christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"
OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE
THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”
AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT
AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH
AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE
someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this
At the Sydney Benedict Cumberbatch Oz Comic Con panel
- Fan: You've played a lot of geeky characters...
- Benedict: *narrows eyes*
- Benedict (in Khans voice): is Khan a geek?
- Benedict (in Smaugs voice): Is Smaug a geek?
- Benedict (in a Sherlock type voice): Sherlock's a geek!